Impromptu Roadtrips

I know where I'm starting, but the destination will surprise me just as much as it will surprise you. Cheers!

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kuogayku:

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hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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(via seventh-psych0path)

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swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

(Source: spookiesbacktotheimpala, via sixfeetunderrthestars)

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wittybookdragon:

Is it bizarre that age limitations are not the same for books? 
Like fuck me bro, I bought and read It by Stephen King when I was 10 and the man selling me it didn’t even bat an eyelid.
“Here tiny human, give me the money and I’ll sell you this book full of nightmares and murderous clowns”

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